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The Secret to You..A Gift From The Secret Scrolls.

Day 269 - I found Love

More like I found Squidoo! Squidoo is a blog kind of site where you can earn money from your articles. What I love about

this site is its ease of setting up and how they ‘talk’ you though your first blog. The Idea is that each blog is a ‘lens’

(Why call it a lens heaven knows) with that, you can earn royalties each month if your article is picked up. According to

Squidoo:

‘Squidoo may be simple, but it’s not a shortcut, and it’s not a replacement for writing remarkable content. If you go

through the steps in the cookbook, you’ll be off to a good start, but you’ll be far from done. Since there are an infinite

number of possible connections and a gazillion ways to tell a story and meet people and lead them, you’re just getting

started once you hit Publish on your lens. Don’t be disheartened... it’s a road, and the journey starts with just a few

steps’.

http://www.squidoo.com


Right, so far in my journey, I have made friends off TWITTER, wrote some articles and still have a GOOGLE bank balance of

0.00. Not bad!

My mission should I choose to take it, is to make £2,000 a week. Having read The Science of Getting Rich and Think and

Grow Rich. I’m off to a good start. My first objective was to put on a piece of paper the sum I wanted to earn, by when

and what am I going to give in exchange for this £2,000. So I thought that I would give my time, as my plan is to make the

money within two years. The advice given in the book is to read your statement each morning and before bed. Which I did: I

also carried around my statement, taking it out of my pocket each time I needed inspiration. This morning it went missing,

I look all over, could not find it. I began to panic; this paper was like losing my way to gaining £2,000 a week. NOTE to

myself; always check jeans pockets before placing them in the washing machine.

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fall seven times, stand up eight.
- Japanese Proverb

Talk Soon.


Clive Andrews
The Book Corner

Day 267 - Rejected

Remember I told you about an article I wrote regarding debt, which was more of a review of debt counselling services. Well it was rejected by two E-zine sites yesterday. Not a problem I said to myself. Now if you get a rejection from these sites they never tell you why they are rejecting your work. All you get is some rubbish stating that your article went against their policies and procedures. Being a Newbie Pro I had more navigation links in the article than Amazon.com has on their website. The E-zine companies reminded me of how I used to treat my ginger headed cousin when we were boys, there’s not a person you can talk to say ‘what the hell, why pick on me’ just an e-mail saying ‘read our policies’. I don’t have time in my quest to financial freedom to read lengthy, boring policies. I would rather go lick a window on a special bus.

On a happier note I have a few more friends on TWITTER. One young woman who photographs well in her underwear, really didn’t need to ask me to follow her on Twitter, suffice to say I did send a ‘private tweet’ commenting on her attire. I did also wonder why she failed to put her clothing on to take her profile photo, but who am I to question the wonders of the world.

I decided against making a video on YOUTUBE with my face, as I did not want the publicity, having read about Susan Boyle the ‘Britain’s got talent contestant’ not that I’m saying she is ugly, I’m being serious, I’m not saying she’s ugly at all.

Anyway the point is I found a website that gives you a free test on making videos on line. It was so good I bought their services for the year and made two videos within an hour. So now I’m making better videos than George Lucas with all the effects it’s great and easy too.

If you want to give it a try go over to http://www.toufee.com/specialoffer/bookcor

That’s it for now…. Take care
Clive
The Book Corner

Day 266 - Free Dot Com

I don’t know about you but I love FREE, FREE parking, FREE phone calls. Yes, I start to salivate when I hear or see FREE.

Now, I told you about the Twitter programme which added 7 peeps to my Twitter account. It got me racing home from work to

see what my new found friends had to say to me. Frank 101 wanted to draw my attention to this really cool home business. Ok

Frank. Then I headed over to Sandeep who recommended shoemoney.com as a really good site.

The guy who owns the site Jeremy Schoemaker has a blog saying he will offer me a ‘12 week course that covers about every

possible topic on internet marketing’. After I had wiped the Keyboard clean, I signed up with our Jeremy my best new friend.

He seems a nice chap and sent me the inventory for next 12 weeks:

Week 1 - The Beginner's Guide To Internet Marketing
Week 2 - Affiliate Marketing 101: Everything You Need To Know To Start Promoting Products
Week 3 - Market Research: How To Crush Your Competitors And Discover Hot Niches
Week 4 - Pay Per Click: How To Earn Cash With Each Click
Week 5 - SEO: How To Rank Higher And Increase Traffic
Week 6 - Site Creation: How To Build A Site With Zero Programming Knowledge
Week 7 - Content Creation: How To Create Articles That Attract Users And Increase Sales
Week 8 - Marketing: How To Use Social Media To Spread Your Brand
Week 9 - Make That Cash: 10 Ways To Monetize Your Site And Increase Profitability
Week 10 - Testing & Tracking: How To Optimize Your Site & Make Sense Of The Figures
Week 11 - Building Your Team: How To Network With Others And Find Long Term Partners
Week 12 - Launch Day: How To Kick Start Your Business And Manage Your Projects

Wow and it’s free. My only problem was week three ‘How To Crush Your Competitors’ Now I take the philosophy of Wallace D

Wattles the author of the Science of Getting Rich that everyone can get rich without competition. If you haven’t read it yet

get your FREE copy from http://www.scienceofgettingrich.net


I was going to talk about Wallace Wattles at a later stage in the blog. While I’m on the subject of FREE there’s a video I

came across of a brother just starting his 90 day quest of becoming rich so I’m going to follow him and get some inspiration.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_ojMI-z2PM

Jilted Lover - Day 265

I have good and bad news. Bad news is Chris didn’t e-mail me last night, (who’s Chris you might ask. Chris Carpenter from Google Cash Detective – more on him in my Blog May 2009).

I feel gutted; my fear is that Chris has moved on to another noobie and is sharing his hand-made Google towel with them. Well Chris I have also moved on. I have found someone who cares…….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq7KTEiQakk


Mama No he’s not on drugs, Yes Mama he will make a great father for your grandchildren, honest…

Right maybe I need to get someone else to come into my life. I’ll look tonight in the hope that Chris forgets his other followers and sends me an e-mail inviting me to part with some money.

The good news I wrote an article about global debt, well not a big article just one to sell a review really. I wrote it in ten minutes and got it published on Go Articles http://www.goarticles.com then I went to Dropjack http://www.dropjack.com and made it into a news item and had 3 people request the article within 1 hour.

So Noobies if you want to sell a programme or product try doing it that way. The other good news is that I stumbled on a programme that claims to give you loads of followers on Twitter for FREE. I thought what the hell. It started working the minute I pushed the enter button to say ‘YES PLEASE’. Within an hour I had 7 followers.

Now being a noob what do I do with 7 new followers, not sure I might get them to watch non junkie English guy video. My other thought is that, I now I have three people reading my global domination article, I should go out and celebrate my noobie PRO status and have an Enema.

Ok if Chris does not write, I’ll be looking for more FREE stuff and report back. Don’t forget to visit the Twitter site to get followers at:
http://ViralFollowers.com/book_corner/vu

Good night and God Bless.

Clive
Book Corner

Day 264 – The Promise Land

Before I introduce myself, let me first get my rant over about how professionals sell the idea of making millions of dollars on the internet and give us some much BS in their e-mail about how many yachts they have and photos of them stepping off a helicopter in designer jeans. Me, if you took my marketing efforts to date, I would look like that zombie from Dawn of the Dead who comes out for food while the helicopter blades are spinning and gets his head chopped off for walking too slow. Plus my designer Jeans would come from Wal-Mart or ASDA.

There is such a minefield of information and the ‘fact’ of making millions draws me to the conclusion that there are others out there trying to make a few pennies.

Let’s get the introductions over with, and then we can say that we slept together and know each other very well. My name is Clive; I run an eBay business as well as my own website. I own a few thousand e-mails about on line marketing and affiliate programs. I’m also not proud of spending a few weeks placing AD’s all over the place trying to promote affiliate programmes and my Google ADSENSE (ABSENCE) account is currently 0.00.

Now I should really give up and go back to selling stuff I know about, but then again I’ve been tempted to make millions by a number of ‘PROs’ and not people of the night (saying women of the night is not politically correct and that statement would probably leave out the men of the night and not to forget the animal rights, cats of the night etc). Anyway I digress; Pro’s like Chris Carpenter who promotes Google Cash Detective software and training program, more about the program in another blog.

Chris, bless his cotton socks, sends me an e-mail once a night from his home in Mexico. I know it’s an automated e-mail but it does have my name in it, so it’ really feels like its personal. Chris states;

‘Hi Clive, If you are intelligently skeptical, you might be thinking, "Why on earth would this guy share his knowledge with me?"

You mind reader you. Don’t get me wrong I like getting e-mails from Chris and love his videos of him answering questions from people like me while he’s on the beach and his dog is barking in the back-ground board to tears and wants to go home for his doggy food (you have to see the video to see what I’m on about)

http://launch.gcdetective.com/opportunity.php


Right, I’m off to clean the blood off my designers Jeans and await another e-mail for Chris.

Come back to get the rest from a dairy and rant of a noobie affiliate trying to find his way to financial freedom. And if you love Chris and want to see my click bank account grow from zero to 2 Dollars or 1.57 pounds click here:


http://bookcor.googlecash.hop.clickbank.net